Kannada Jokes

Here We Are providing some short jokes to start or make the conversion interesting with your friends and patients.

Please Do know the meaning before you crack them .

Hidkond barli antha..

Doctor: kiviyolage halli hogovaregu yenu madtidyo..?
Patient: first solle hoythu adannu hidiyokke halli hoithu.. Hogli hidkond barutte antha summanidde. 

Two lines of Kannada

An englishman came 2 bangalore n stayd for 1month. He learnt 2 lines of kannada before going
1. Sadya current bantu!
2. Chey avanajji matte hoitu! 

Attubidi..

Jeevanadalli dukha bandre attubidi. Kanneerannu endigu thadedu nillisabedi. Yakandre,
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nintha neeralli solle motte iduthade!

Raktha yake barutthe..

Pin chuchhidre raktha yake horage barutthe?
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Yaru chuchhidru antha nodoke horage barutthe!!! 

Swarga Andre..

Swarga andre enu?
American Sambala,
British Mane,
Chinese Food mattu Indian hendati 

Naraka andre..

Naraka andre enu?
American hendati,
British food,
Chinese mane mattu Indian Sambala 

Yaru jotegirtare..

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi? 
Illa 
Anna, thangi? 
Illa 
Premi, snehitaru? 
Illaa bari eradu chappaligalu :-)

Hudgir Kanthare..

HUDUGA:Naanu tenginmara hatti nodidre “engineering” college hudgeeru kantare gotta?

HUDUGI:Hattid mele kai bittu nodu “Medical” college hudgeeru kantare!

laksha thandre matra..

Girl:Nivu 1Laksha Tandare Matra Nammappa Nannana Nimage Maduve Madi Kododu.
Boy:2 Laksha Tartini Ninna Tanginu Jotheyalli Kalisutara Kelu!;-)

Buddhi kali..

Ellara appa amma helo 5 mathu-
1.Chennagi odu
2.Yak ishtu duddu
3.Ellige hogidde
4.Late agi barbeda
Last & best

5"SHRI"na nodi BUDDHI KALI!

Thoothu yake madtare..

Raste Badiyalli Kattida Banner Nalli Tootu Yake Madtare..?
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Yakandre Yaru Bannerna Kaddu Chaddi Holskobardu Anta..!! :-)

Dari deepa..

Gunda:Sir Nim Book Nange Dari Dipa Aiytu
Sir:Adu Hego
Gunda:Ninne Ratri Darili Light Erlila Nim Book Ge Benki Hachide Adu Dari Dipavaytu..!!

Yavudhu mukya..

Teacher: Gali,neeru,benki ivu athi mukhya.Avilde navu badkakkagalla.
Gunda: Houda teacher?matte nimma maglu 'NANU' ilde badkakkagalla antidlu!

Koodale samparkisi..

Nimma Thotadalli Mavinakaayi Marakke Kallu Hodedu Kaayi Beelisalu Jana Beke.?
Hagadre Koodale Samparkisi..



LASITH MALINGA
SRILANKA..!!:-)

You want kiss?

Gal Demands For IceCream,Boy Brought It
Gal:ThankU
Boy:Only ThankU?
Gal:U Want Kissa?
Boy:Oh Yen Dodda AishwaryaRai,Ivlu IceCream Duddu Kode!

Bore agtha ideya?

Bor
Aagtha Idiya?

Life Bejaru Agidya?

Timepass Agtilva?

Ondu !dea


Yavudadru Ondu
Loose Ge
SMS Kalsi!

Naanu Kooda Ivaga
Adanne Madidu!!

Hucchu hudugi..

TV-9 NEWS..
CBI Raided "Ramya's" House,Found-20 Lakhs Cash,5Kg Gold,&
Bedroom Full Of-




MY Photos..


Hucchu Hudugi'Naanu'Andre Saythale!

Hogonva??..

A couple visit an art gallery,husband keeps on watching a photo of a gal covered by leaves
Wife:Hogonwa athava gali beeso tanka ille irtira!

Kasta itthu..

Old Mosqito: Namma Kaladalli Ondu Drop Rakta Heerodu estu Kashta Ittu Gotta


Young Mosq: Yake Thaatha


Old Mo: Aaga HUDGEERU Mai Tumba Batte Hakthidru kanapa

Sarkaara alla..

Gunda Minister Obbara Bali Driver Aagiddanu
Minister:Gunda Ivattu Car Naanu Odisteeni.
Gunda:Sir,Idhu Car,Sarkaara Alla,Ellaroo Odsoke..!

Belagavi style propose..

Khatarnak Propose
In Belagavi Style...
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Boy To Girl- "Nin Hesar Nam Ration Cardnyag Hakson En Va"..?!! ;-)

innondhu set socks..

P.T.Master: Eno,Ondu Kaalalli Blue Socks Innondu Kaalalli Red Socks?!

Gunda: Nanagu Ade Ashcharya Sir. Ide Tara Manelli Innondu Set Ide..!:-)

Ninge hege gotthu..

Son: Appa Nimdu Love Marriage Tane?
Dad: Yes Ninge Hege Gottaitu?
Son: Yenilla Nimma Maduve DateGu Nan Birthday Gu Bari 6Tinglu Vyatyaasa Adake!

Yel mut li

Japani Nava Omme Karnatakakke Banda.
1Hudgi Nim Hesru Yenu Kelidlu.
Avna Hesru Keli Avlu Allinda Odi Hodlu.Yake?

Avna Hesru

"YEL MUT LI"!!

Misscall kodi

Bikshuka: Amma.. Yenadru bikshe haki..
Maneyavlu: Innu aduge madilla, aamele baa..
Bikshuka: Ayithu amma aduge aad mele MISS CALL kodi..!!

Current wire..

Current Wire Na Yaake Mele Kattirtaare Gottaa..?

Kelage Kattidre Neenu Adara Mele Kulitu Jokaali Aadteeya Adakke..!!

MBA fullform

Sir: Eaga Yenmadtha Idiya?
Gunda: MBA Sir..
Sir: Oh My GOD! Master Of Business Administration Alva?
Gunda: Alla Sir "MYSOREALLI BONDA ANGADI"..!

Matchbox..

Sardarji maganige bayyutta helida . Enta matchbox tagondu bandidiyo 1 hattuttilla.
 Maga helda ondondu kaddinu test madiye tande appa aaga yella uritittu.!!

Gandhiji yake nagta irtare..

Santa: Ellaa note nalli gandhiji yaake naguthaa irtaare....?

Banta: Attare note nendu hogutte alveno......!!!

Aram adi..

Boy To Girl: I Love You.

Girl: ANNARA Kannadadag Helri Nanag English Barangillari..

Boy: Yenu Illavva Tangi Aaram Adi Anta Kelide..!!

Ane jote samsara..

Veerappan: Nanu ondu varshadalli 56 anegalannu samhara madiddene...

Rajkumar: Nanu 56 varshadalli ondu ane jothe samsara madiddene...!!

Nivu kolina?

Student-miss
nivu KOLI na ? 
Teacher- You stupid,
Nanu ninge Koli thara Kanistina.?
Student-
Hagadre nivu Yalla examlli yake nanna peparalli MOTTE idtira...?

call mdi matadabahudhu..

1000 Books odi Briliant agudakinta 10 Nimisha obba buddivantana joteyalli matanaduvudu better..

So neevu Nange yavaga bekadru Call Madi Matadbahudu....

ondu kaiyalli mole..

Ondu Kaiyalli Mole..

Innondu Kaiyalli?
Guess?

SUTTIGE Maraya..

Devre Ivarigella Olle Budhi Kodappa
Yenella Yochne Madtharo
Bad Boys!

Exchange offer..

"PHILIPS" Company yalli hale Tube Light Kotre,hosa Tube light Kodtharante.?
Naanu Agolla andbitte..!
Yakendre.?
"nimmannu exchange madoke nange ista illa kanri"